Things I’ve learned from watching Doctor Who

I’ll probably add to this list from time to time.

  1. The polarity of the neutron flow is always in the exact opposite direction of what you want it to be.
  2. The problem with getting things done while time traveling is that one never seems to find the time.
  3. Rule #1 is “don’t wander off,” but wandering off is where the fun is.
  4. Talking is the best solution. Your enemies will stop trying to kill you to listen to you talk.
    • Corollary: Your enemies will stop trying to kill you if you yell, “Wait!”
  5. Confidence and charisma can make any outfit look good.
    • Corollary: Not many men can carry off a decorative vegetable.
    • Corollary: Never walk past a fez.
  6. Intelligence is sexy. (Ok, I already knew this one.)
    • Corollary: Nerdy glasses are really sexy.
  7. If you want to meet the Doctor, London is the best city to live in.
    • Corollary: If you live in London, always watch the skies.
  8. If you value longevity, London is the worst city to live in.
    • Corollary: If you live in London, always watch the skies.
  9. Don’t wait until the last moment to tell someone you love them.
Rockin' it, Doctor! Still my favorite of all of the outfits.

Rockin’ it, Doctor! Still my favorite of all of the outfits.